i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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