Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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