He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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