I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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