Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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