My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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