You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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