The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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