I didn't shave. On purpose
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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