Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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