So drunk its hurt
You're completely useless in the revolution.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We have started to decorate penises.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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