The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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