Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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