In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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