What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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