Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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