so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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