someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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