her facebook's as public as her vagina
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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