The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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