wanna go halves on a baby?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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