Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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