uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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