I puked a lego.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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