there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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