Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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