Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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