Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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