Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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