yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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