I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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