help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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