I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So much rum. So many feels.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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