I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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