she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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