Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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