On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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