Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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