..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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