it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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