Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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