You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
