Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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