maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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