shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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