Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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