YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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