Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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