What a fucking waste of an outfit
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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