it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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