But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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