After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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