he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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