do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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