office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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